I wish I had a female friend who would agree with my views on children and how much I hate them.

1 of mine has a child.
1 babysits her sisters and nephew as if they were her own.
1 wants a child in the near future.
1 wants children now and will stop at nothing to get them.

I’m pretty sure the other ones that I haven’t exclusively mentioned share the same kind of mindframe in some way.
Why can’t I have a girl friend that ignores or completely lacks a maternal instinct like I do? BAWWW LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.


If anyone’s interested though, I’m taking applications. 

Teenage girls

mikeysweettooth:

barbiespartiesandsluts:

In the 1950’s:

Now:

Our generation is so fucked up

lmfao wtf that chick is prego

They usually all are lolo.

(via synystervengeancelover-deactiva)

i hate it when people say, “don’t worry, there’s 6 billion people in this world, one of them is for you”

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

bitch, do i look like i’m gonna travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people?

(Source: purfekction, via dyingflowersinmyhand)

Probably the funniest Photoshop fail EVAR.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY